Dream

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

My dream job.

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

Reblog if your names not Rick

lifesariskygame:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

assumethepartyposition:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

drimeth-of-bag-end:

631 people so far are not Rick.

Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick

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My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!

So much unrickness

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 

thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"